Red, White & Blue, 1973 watercolour on paper 65x45cm
Red, White & Blue, 1973 watercolour on paper 65x45cm

This painting got me in to art school at 16 years old, the only qualification I had was A Level Art, taken at 15.

Still Life with Bananas, 1974, emulsion & watercolour on board, 50x40
Still Life with Bananas, 1974, emulsion & watercolour on board, 50x40

I spent three years in my bedroom due to horrendous acne, thank God for Glam-Rock and glitter.

Garden of Eden, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 150x75cm
Garden of Eden, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 150x75cm

The first painting I sold after coming to London in 1977.

Wander Kelley Foundation, Hyde Park, London, 1978
Wander Kelley Foundation, Hyde Park, London, 1978

One all-nighter at The Ritzy Cinema of back to back Hammer Horror, Frank noticed the hair creations were done by the unmistakable talent of Wander Kelley. Wander Kelley became our new patron saint. The following weekend The WKF gave a talk at speaker's corner, Hyde Park, October 1978. The talk was on the dangers of dance moves and steps and how these very important positions could change a whole nation. We had the biggest crowd and the most laughs. You see, we just did it, no gimmick, here Mr. Perry, no gimmick.

Record Contract, Kings Road, 1979, photo by Anthony Dalton
Record Contract, Kings Road, 1979, photo by Anthony Dalton

This is how I looked at that point; the cross over between Punk-Rock and New-Romantic. This was day-wear, the lower half of the outfit was a very heavy textured black floor length skirt (oh how much fun it was in those days getting beaten up by the uneducated and the police). 4 years I spent with variations on that look, and a great deal of speed.

And then I looked like this for a while, 1979
And then I looked like this for a while, 1979

NO CIGARETTES NO DRUGS AND NO ALCOHOL! No, not a born again christian but simply had to give it up before it killed me.

This black and white photo will eventually be the image to promote and advertise an audio-book on how to give up smoking.

I'm not going to tell people to stop drinking or take drugs as that is their choice. However smoking cigarettes is as bad an addiction as heroine. WITH MY TRACK RECORD IF I CAN GIVE UP SMOKING ANYBODY CAN (NOW 3 YEARS).

Jack, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 70x100cm
Jack, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 70x100cm

Jack, a very early boyfriend in Brixton, when a hardcore group of gay men lived in Railton Road before the riots. What happened to Brixton? It's now white, middle class and coffee shops (yuck.) I will quickly add that I have no class.

Some of the marks on the portrait of Jack unfortunately can not be removed as it is smoke damage from a fire.

Flowers Against Wallpaper, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 130x80cm
Flowers Against Wallpaper, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 130x80cm

I have no idea why I painted this, the only thing I can tell you is the vase was copied from the one in the Portsmouth Museum.

PORTSMOUTH
PORTSMOUTH
Judy/Chris Talking to a Princess Margaret Impersonator, 1978/79
Judy/Chris Talking to a Princess Margaret Impersonator, 1978/79

So Chris Barnes/Judy Blame now the high priestess on all that is punk, I'll be the fucking judge of that! You see once again they so conveniently forget the opening of BOY on the King's Road, then shut by police by lunchtime on the same day, my first designing job. Then the BBC 2 Riverside interview, the switchboard circuits blew.

And that pretty much sums it all up, jealousy? No, not at all, just time to really put the record straight.

Andrew Logan, Alternative Miss Word, Olympia, 1981
Andrew Logan, Alternative Miss Word, Olympia, 1981

Having a gold shark attached to my head with the help of Paul and Michael. The paper dress that truly was a miracle as it did not rip, Janet street porter who was at the contest with a very silly boyfriend both high as kites started to wave a lighter in front of me, they were soon told to fuck off.

Photo by Graham Smith

Andrew Logan, Alternative Miss World, Olympia, 1981
Andrew Logan, Alternative Miss World, Olympia, 1981

Paper Dress.

Paper Dress, Photo with Paint Treatment, 2015
Paper Dress, Photo with Paint Treatment, 2015

Andrew Logan, Alternative Miss World, Olympia, 1981.

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An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
Church Mirror, 1988    mixed media, 40x56cm
Church Mirror, 1988 mixed media, 40x56cm
Madonna and Klein, 1988, mixed media, 16x20cm
Madonna and Klein, 1988, mixed media, 16x20cm
Parisian Car Crash, 1989, mixed media, 40x35cm
Parisian Car Crash, 1989, mixed media, 40x35cm
Shoe Box, 1988, mixed media, 75x40cm
Shoe Box, 1988, mixed media, 75x40cm
For Your Eyes Only, 1988, mixed media, 20x20xm
For Your Eyes Only, 1988, mixed media, 20x20xm
God, mixed media, 1988, 80x100cm
God, mixed media, 1988, 80x100cm
Illustration for mask, 1987, ink on paper, 40x60cm
Illustration for mask, 1987, ink on paper, 40x60cm
Journey through the universe, 1987, mixed media, 40x35cm
Journey through the universe, 1987, mixed media, 40x35cm
Snake Belt, 1989, mixed media, 75x90cm
Snake Belt, 1989, mixed media, 75x90cm
For Your Eyes Only, 1989, mixed media
For Your Eyes Only, 1989, mixed media
Horse head, 1988, mixed media, 50x60cm
Horse head, 1988, mixed media, 50x60cm
Sculpture for airports, 1990, mixed media, 24x18cm
Sculpture for airports, 1990, mixed media, 24x18cm
Sculpture for airports, 1990, mixed media, 24x18cm
Sculpture for airports, 1990, mixed media, 24x18cm
Colin text001.5.jpg
Butterflies on the Beach (India), 1996, Acrylic on canvas, 90x70cm
Butterflies on the Beach (India), 1996, Acrylic on canvas, 90x70cm
Mango Tree (India), 1996, watercolour on paper, 26x22cm
Mango Tree (India), 1996, watercolour on paper, 26x22cm
Yukers in a Full Moon (India), 1996, mixed media, 23x18cm
Yukers in a Full Moon (India), 1996, mixed media, 23x18cm
Indian Fan, 1997, watercolour on paper, 90x60
Indian Fan, 1997, watercolour on paper, 90x60
Shell Cross, 1997, mixed media, 36x46cm
Shell Cross, 1997, mixed media, 36x46cm
Shell Cross, 1997, mixed media, 36x46cm
Shell Cross, 1997, mixed media, 36x46cm
Pansies with Lamb's Head, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Pansies with Lamb's Head, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Still Life with Flying Saucer, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Still Life with Flying Saucer, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Nasturtium, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Nasturtium, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Traveling Flowers, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Traveling Flowers, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Horizon, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Horizon, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Window Shopping, 1990, mixed media, 60x50cm
Window Shopping, 1990, mixed media, 60x50cm
Shoal, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 30x35cm
Shoal, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 30x35cm
Money Plant, 2005, mixed media, 40x30cm
Money Plant, 2005, mixed media, 40x30cm
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
Disco Dinosaur, 2004, mixed media, 40x47cm
Disco Dinosaur, 2004, mixed media, 40x47cm
Dino Ball, video, 2016
Roll model, 2005, mixed media, 30x19cm
Roll model, 2005, mixed media, 30x19cm
Art Supermarket, 2014, mixed media, 43x29cm
Art Supermarket, 2014, mixed media, 43x29cm
Art supermarket, 2014, mixed media, 43x29cm
Art supermarket, 2014, mixed media, 43x29cm
This is What Venus Really Looked Like, 2013, mixed media, 32x24cm
This is What Venus Really Looked Like, 2013, mixed media, 32x24cm
The Original Pickled Sheep, 2007, mixed media, 60x37cm
The Original Pickled Sheep, 2007, mixed media, 60x37cm
Deported, 2004, mixed media, 27x17cm
Deported, 2004, mixed media, 27x17cm
BBQ, 2006, printed plastic, 50x50cm
BBQ, 2006, printed plastic, 50x50cm
Venus Di Vinyl, 2007/16, mixed media, 15x9cm 20x9cm
Venus Di Vinyl, 2007/16, mixed media, 15x9cm 20x9cm
Marge Simpson, 2005, mixed media, 20x26cm
Marge Simpson, 2005, mixed media, 20x26cm
Holiday Home, 2008, embroidery, 20x25cm
Holiday Home, 2008, embroidery, 20x25cm
The Next Dance, 2016, embroidery, 24x20cm
The Next Dance, 2016, embroidery, 24x20cm
Egyptian Wedding, 2005, acrylic & gloss on canvas, 70x90
Egyptian Wedding, 2005, acrylic & gloss on canvas, 70x90
Egyptian Wedding on wall - digital photograph, 2016
Egyptian Wedding on wall - digital photograph, 2016
PORN, 2005, mixed media, 46x42cm
PORN, 2005, mixed media, 46x42cm
Bembridge Beach, Isle of Wight, 2005, mixed media, 70x55cm
Bembridge Beach, Isle of Wight, 2005, mixed media, 70x55cm
Bet Budgie Baroque, 2004/16, mixed media, 65x55cm
Bet Budgie Baroque, 2004/16, mixed media, 65x55cm
The Mulberry Tree, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 90x60cm
The Mulberry Tree, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 90x60cm
White Foot, 2015, oil on canvas, 35x40cm
White Foot, 2015, oil on canvas, 35x40cm
Black Foot, 2015, oil on canvas, 35x40cm
Black Foot, 2015, oil on canvas, 35x40cm
When terrorists/gorillas and other misguided fools with guns kill the international members of the Red Cross it is difficult to believe in any God or any Man.
When terrorists/gorillas and other misguided fools with guns kill the international members of the Red Cross it is difficult to believe in any God or any Man.

Red Cross Room, 2016, photograph

Penny Popcorn, 2016, mixed media, 36x10cm
Penny Popcorn, 2016, mixed media, 36x10cm
Private Gods, 1989/2016, mixed media, dimensions variable
Private Gods, 1989/2016, mixed media, dimensions variable

Left to right: Mummy in the Park, Dietdoll, Grayson Thor, Kardasian Car Freshener, Tasselleaner, Donald and Melania Trump

Chicken, 2005, charcoal on paper, 80x50cm
Chicken, 2005, charcoal on paper, 80x50cm

This is a drawing, Ms Emin, a drawing of a chicken.

I too come from the seaside so I understand your comments and behaviour and the work relating to that, but really stop it now, it's become an embarrassment. All those around you who have bought in to those sad little scratches, the emperor's new clothes.

Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 50x27cm
Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 50x27cm
Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 50x27cm
Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 50x27cm
Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 32x11cm
Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 32x11cm
I'm a Little Teapot, 2014, mixed media, 22x20cm
I'm a Little Teapot, 2014, mixed media, 22x20cm
Venus Di Vinyl (With Head), 2007/16, mixed media, 15x9cm 20x9cm
Venus Di Vinyl (With Head), 2007/16, mixed media, 15x9cm 20x9cm
Moquette for North Korea, 2008, mixed media, 240x100cm (life size)
Moquette for North Korea, 2008, mixed media, 240x100cm (life size)
I'm Over It, Girl, 2015, mixed media, 51x41cm
I'm Over It, Girl, 2015, mixed media, 51x41cm
I'm Over It, Girl (In Room), 2015, mixed media, 51x41cm
I'm Over It, Girl (In Room), 2015, mixed media, 51x41cm
Ghost Toys, 2012, mixed media, 70x40cm
Ghost Toys, 2012, mixed media, 70x40cm
The Flying Pinks, 2013, emulsion & water colour on board in antique Lace frame, 60x60cm
The Flying Pinks, 2013, emulsion & water colour on board in antique Lace frame, 60x60cm
Still life with large dead fly, 2016, mixed media, 65x48cm
Still life with large dead fly, 2016, mixed media, 65x48cm
Church Cross, 2016, digital image
Church Cross, 2016, digital image
Church Cross, 2016, digital image
Church Cross, 2016, digital image
Sprinklers in Regent's Park, 2014, digital image
Sprinklers in Regent's Park, 2014, digital image
Great Grass, Regents Park, 2014, digital image
Great Grass, Regents Park, 2014, digital image

Begining of Autumn. Photo with Paint Treatment

Obligatory Landscape, 2013, digital image
Obligatory Landscape, 2013, digital image
Room with Landscapes, 2016, photograph
Room with Landscapes, 2016, photograph
The X Stealing a Boat, 1972/2015, digital image
The X Stealing a Boat, 1972/2015, digital image
Alien Jesus 1, 2016
Alien Jesus 1, 2016
Alien Jesus 2, 2016
Alien Jesus 2, 2016
The Three Graces, 2016, digital image, variable
The Three Graces, 2016, digital image, variable
Sophia, 2016
Sophia, 2016
Candy Darling, 2016
Candy Darling, 2016
Wonder Woman, 2016
Wonder Woman, 2016
Eartha Kitt, 2016, digital image, variable
Eartha Kitt, 2016, digital image, variable
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Eartha Kitt, 2016, digital image, variable
Eartha Kitt, 2016, digital image, variable
Dancing Girl in the Room, 2016, digital image, variable
Dancing Girl in the Room, 2016, digital image, variable

Dancing girl photos by Joe Lyons can be viewed in the fashion section.

Art, Sex, Death, 2015, digital image
Art, Sex, Death, 2015, digital image
Sam At The Seaside, 2015/16, digital image
Sam At The Seaside, 2015/16, digital image
The Unwanted Beauty of Rape, 2016, digital image, variable
The Unwanted Beauty of Rape, 2016, digital image, variable
The Birth of Pornography, 2016, digital image, variable
The Birth of Pornography, 2016, digital image, variable
Swan, 2016, digital image
Swan, 2016, digital image
Butterfly Vase, 2005, mixed media, 36x13cm
Butterfly Vase, 2005, mixed media, 36x13cm
The Green Madonna, 2014, mixed media, 36x36cm
The Green Madonna, 2014, mixed media, 36x36cm
The Original Big Apple, 2004, graphite on paper, 30x22cm
The Original Big Apple, 2004, graphite on paper, 30x22cm
Even Love Hearts, 2015, mixed media, 21x16cm
Even Love Hearts, 2015, mixed media, 21x16cm
Pickled Bembridge Bag, 2005, mixed media, 15x7cm
Pickled Bembridge Bag, 2005, mixed media, 15x7cm

This very small object got me in very large trouble, placed in Ye Olde Tea Shoppe in Bembridge amongst the pickles and jams, performance art at its best. 

Ghost Ship, 1999, mixed media, 21x20cm
Ghost Ship, 1999, mixed media, 21x20cm

Only special people can see the ship.

BOX, film script and design, 1994
BOX, film script and design, 1994
Joann Havrilla in London discussing Box with Primrose
Joann Havrilla in London discussing Box with Primrose

All other meetings relating to this film project for some strange reason ended up in bars in Soho and at some point Ms Havrilla went back to Manhattan. 

PAPER, hard back version, film script and design, 2013
PAPER, hard back version, film script and design, 2013
PAPER, hard back version, film script and design, 2013
PAPER, hard back version, film script and design, 2013
PAPER, hard & soft back version, film script and design, 2013
PAPER, hard & soft back version, film script and design, 2013
St George's Day, 1986, real flowers & mixed media, photograph by Anthony Dalton, 40x43cm
St George's Day, 1986, real flowers & mixed media, photograph by Anthony Dalton, 40x43cm
The Queen (Red), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
The Queen (Red), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
The Queen (White), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
The Queen (White), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
The Queen (Blue), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
The Queen (Blue), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
No more tears, 2013, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
No more tears, 2013, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Bleeding Bouquet, 2013, acrylic on canvas, 90x120
Bleeding Bouquet, 2013, acrylic on canvas, 90x120

This was the second painting relating to the tragic death of Lee Rigby. This image, No More Tears and all images relating to these heinous acts, if sold, all monies will go to related charities.

Red, White & Blue, 1973 watercolour on paper 65x45cm
Still Life with Bananas, 1974, emulsion & watercolour on board, 50x40
Garden of Eden, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 150x75cm
Wander Kelley Foundation, Hyde Park, London, 1978
Record Contract, Kings Road, 1979, photo by Anthony Dalton
And then I looked like this for a while, 1979
Jack, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 70x100cm
Flowers Against Wallpaper, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 130x80cm
PORTSMOUTH
Judy/Chris Talking to a Princess Margaret Impersonator, 1978/79
Andrew Logan, Alternative Miss Word, Olympia, 1981
Andrew Logan, Alternative Miss World, Olympia, 1981
Paper Dress, Photo with Paint Treatment, 2015
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An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
Church Mirror, 1988    mixed media, 40x56cm
Madonna and Klein, 1988, mixed media, 16x20cm
Parisian Car Crash, 1989, mixed media, 40x35cm
Shoe Box, 1988, mixed media, 75x40cm
For Your Eyes Only, 1988, mixed media, 20x20xm
God, mixed media, 1988, 80x100cm
Illustration for mask, 1987, ink on paper, 40x60cm
Journey through the universe, 1987, mixed media, 40x35cm
Snake Belt, 1989, mixed media, 75x90cm
For Your Eyes Only, 1989, mixed media
Horse head, 1988, mixed media, 50x60cm
Sculpture for airports, 1990, mixed media, 24x18cm
Sculpture for airports, 1990, mixed media, 24x18cm
Colin text001.5.jpg
Butterflies on the Beach (India), 1996, Acrylic on canvas, 90x70cm
Mango Tree (India), 1996, watercolour on paper, 26x22cm
Yukers in a Full Moon (India), 1996, mixed media, 23x18cm
Indian Fan, 1997, watercolour on paper, 90x60
Shell Cross, 1997, mixed media, 36x46cm
Shell Cross, 1997, mixed media, 36x46cm
Pansies with Lamb's Head, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Still Life with Flying Saucer, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Nasturtium, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Traveling Flowers, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Horizon, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Window Shopping, 1990, mixed media, 60x50cm
Shoal, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 30x35cm
Money Plant, 2005, mixed media, 40x30cm
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
Disco Dinosaur, 2004, mixed media, 40x47cm
Dino Ball, video, 2016
Roll model, 2005, mixed media, 30x19cm
Art Supermarket, 2014, mixed media, 43x29cm
Art supermarket, 2014, mixed media, 43x29cm
This is What Venus Really Looked Like, 2013, mixed media, 32x24cm
The Original Pickled Sheep, 2007, mixed media, 60x37cm
Deported, 2004, mixed media, 27x17cm
BBQ, 2006, printed plastic, 50x50cm
Venus Di Vinyl, 2007/16, mixed media, 15x9cm 20x9cm
Marge Simpson, 2005, mixed media, 20x26cm
Holiday Home, 2008, embroidery, 20x25cm
The Next Dance, 2016, embroidery, 24x20cm
Egyptian Wedding, 2005, acrylic & gloss on canvas, 70x90
Egyptian Wedding on wall - digital photograph, 2016
PORN, 2005, mixed media, 46x42cm
Bembridge Beach, Isle of Wight, 2005, mixed media, 70x55cm
Bet Budgie Baroque, 2004/16, mixed media, 65x55cm
The Mulberry Tree, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 90x60cm
White Foot, 2015, oil on canvas, 35x40cm
Black Foot, 2015, oil on canvas, 35x40cm
When terrorists/gorillas and other misguided fools with guns kill the international members of the Red Cross it is difficult to believe in any God or any Man.
Penny Popcorn, 2016, mixed media, 36x10cm
Private Gods, 1989/2016, mixed media, dimensions variable
Chicken, 2005, charcoal on paper, 80x50cm
Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 50x27cm
Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 50x27cm
Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 32x11cm
I'm a Little Teapot, 2014, mixed media, 22x20cm
Venus Di Vinyl (With Head), 2007/16, mixed media, 15x9cm 20x9cm
Moquette for North Korea, 2008, mixed media, 240x100cm (life size)
I'm Over It, Girl, 2015, mixed media, 51x41cm
I'm Over It, Girl (In Room), 2015, mixed media, 51x41cm
Ghost Toys, 2012, mixed media, 70x40cm
The Flying Pinks, 2013, emulsion & water colour on board in antique Lace frame, 60x60cm
Still life with large dead fly, 2016, mixed media, 65x48cm
Church Cross, 2016, digital image
Church Cross, 2016, digital image
Sprinklers in Regent's Park, 2014, digital image
Great Grass, Regents Park, 2014, digital image
Obligatory Landscape, 2013, digital image
Room with Landscapes, 2016, photograph
The X Stealing a Boat, 1972/2015, digital image
Alien Jesus 1, 2016
Alien Jesus 2, 2016
The Three Graces, 2016, digital image, variable
Sophia, 2016
Candy Darling, 2016
Wonder Woman, 2016
Eartha Kitt, 2016, digital image, variable
Colin text002.5.jpg
Eartha Kitt, 2016, digital image, variable
Dancing Girl in the Room, 2016, digital image, variable
Art, Sex, Death, 2015, digital image
Sam At The Seaside, 2015/16, digital image
The Unwanted Beauty of Rape, 2016, digital image, variable
The Birth of Pornography, 2016, digital image, variable
Swan, 2016, digital image
Butterfly Vase, 2005, mixed media, 36x13cm
The Green Madonna, 2014, mixed media, 36x36cm
The Original Big Apple, 2004, graphite on paper, 30x22cm
Even Love Hearts, 2015, mixed media, 21x16cm
Pickled Bembridge Bag, 2005, mixed media, 15x7cm
Ghost Ship, 1999, mixed media, 21x20cm
BOX, film script and design, 1994
Joann Havrilla in London discussing Box with Primrose
PAPER, hard back version, film script and design, 2013
PAPER, hard back version, film script and design, 2013
PAPER, hard & soft back version, film script and design, 2013
St George's Day, 1986, real flowers & mixed media, photograph by Anthony Dalton, 40x43cm
The Queen (Red), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
The Queen (White), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
The Queen (Blue), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
No more tears, 2013, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Bleeding Bouquet, 2013, acrylic on canvas, 90x120
Red, White & Blue, 1973 watercolour on paper 65x45cm

This painting got me in to art school at 16 years old, the only qualification I had was A Level Art, taken at 15.

Still Life with Bananas, 1974, emulsion & watercolour on board, 50x40

I spent three years in my bedroom due to horrendous acne, thank God for Glam-Rock and glitter.

Garden of Eden, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 150x75cm

The first painting I sold after coming to London in 1977.

Wander Kelley Foundation, Hyde Park, London, 1978

One all-nighter at The Ritzy Cinema of back to back Hammer Horror, Frank noticed the hair creations were done by the unmistakable talent of Wander Kelley. Wander Kelley became our new patron saint. The following weekend The WKF gave a talk at speaker's corner, Hyde Park, October 1978. The talk was on the dangers of dance moves and steps and how these very important positions could change a whole nation. We had the biggest crowd and the most laughs. You see, we just did it, no gimmick, here Mr. Perry, no gimmick.

Record Contract, Kings Road, 1979, photo by Anthony Dalton

This is how I looked at that point; the cross over between Punk-Rock and New-Romantic. This was day-wear, the lower half of the outfit was a very heavy textured black floor length skirt (oh how much fun it was in those days getting beaten up by the uneducated and the police). 4 years I spent with variations on that look, and a great deal of speed.

And then I looked like this for a while, 1979

NO CIGARETTES NO DRUGS AND NO ALCOHOL! No, not a born again christian but simply had to give it up before it killed me.

This black and white photo will eventually be the image to promote and advertise an audio-book on how to give up smoking.

I'm not going to tell people to stop drinking or take drugs as that is their choice. However smoking cigarettes is as bad an addiction as heroine. WITH MY TRACK RECORD IF I CAN GIVE UP SMOKING ANYBODY CAN (NOW 3 YEARS).

Jack, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 70x100cm

Jack, a very early boyfriend in Brixton, when a hardcore group of gay men lived in Railton Road before the riots. What happened to Brixton? It's now white, middle class and coffee shops (yuck.) I will quickly add that I have no class.

Some of the marks on the portrait of Jack unfortunately can not be removed as it is smoke damage from a fire.

Flowers Against Wallpaper, 1978, acrylic on canvas, 130x80cm

I have no idea why I painted this, the only thing I can tell you is the vase was copied from the one in the Portsmouth Museum.

PORTSMOUTH
Judy/Chris Talking to a Princess Margaret Impersonator, 1978/79

So Chris Barnes/Judy Blame now the high priestess on all that is punk, I'll be the fucking judge of that! You see once again they so conveniently forget the opening of BOY on the King's Road, then shut by police by lunchtime on the same day, my first designing job. Then the BBC 2 Riverside interview, the switchboard circuits blew.

And that pretty much sums it all up, jealousy? No, not at all, just time to really put the record straight.

Andrew Logan, Alternative Miss Word, Olympia, 1981

Having a gold shark attached to my head with the help of Paul and Michael. The paper dress that truly was a miracle as it did not rip, Janet street porter who was at the contest with a very silly boyfriend both high as kites started to wave a lighter in front of me, they were soon told to fuck off.

Photo by Graham Smith

Andrew Logan, Alternative Miss World, Olympia, 1981

Paper Dress.

Paper Dress, Photo with Paint Treatment, 2015

Andrew Logan, Alternative Miss World, Olympia, 1981.

An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
An American in Antigua, 1989, colour photograph
Church Mirror, 1988 mixed media, 40x56cm
Madonna and Klein, 1988, mixed media, 16x20cm
Parisian Car Crash, 1989, mixed media, 40x35cm
Shoe Box, 1988, mixed media, 75x40cm
For Your Eyes Only, 1988, mixed media, 20x20xm
God, mixed media, 1988, 80x100cm
Illustration for mask, 1987, ink on paper, 40x60cm
Journey through the universe, 1987, mixed media, 40x35cm
Snake Belt, 1989, mixed media, 75x90cm
For Your Eyes Only, 1989, mixed media
Horse head, 1988, mixed media, 50x60cm
Sculpture for airports, 1990, mixed media, 24x18cm
Sculpture for airports, 1990, mixed media, 24x18cm
Butterflies on the Beach (India), 1996, Acrylic on canvas, 90x70cm
Mango Tree (India), 1996, watercolour on paper, 26x22cm
Yukers in a Full Moon (India), 1996, mixed media, 23x18cm
Indian Fan, 1997, watercolour on paper, 90x60
Shell Cross, 1997, mixed media, 36x46cm
Shell Cross, 1997, mixed media, 36x46cm
Pansies with Lamb's Head, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Still Life with Flying Saucer, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Nasturtium, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Traveling Flowers, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Horizon, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Window Shopping, 1990, mixed media, 60x50cm
Shoal, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 30x35cm
Money Plant, 2005, mixed media, 40x30cm
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
I Remember When This Was Ice, 2007, mixed media, 30x24
Disco Dinosaur, 2004, mixed media, 40x47cm
Dino Ball, video, 2016
Roll model, 2005, mixed media, 30x19cm
Art Supermarket, 2014, mixed media, 43x29cm
Art supermarket, 2014, mixed media, 43x29cm
This is What Venus Really Looked Like, 2013, mixed media, 32x24cm
The Original Pickled Sheep, 2007, mixed media, 60x37cm
Deported, 2004, mixed media, 27x17cm
BBQ, 2006, printed plastic, 50x50cm
Venus Di Vinyl, 2007/16, mixed media, 15x9cm 20x9cm
Marge Simpson, 2005, mixed media, 20x26cm
Holiday Home, 2008, embroidery, 20x25cm
The Next Dance, 2016, embroidery, 24x20cm
Egyptian Wedding, 2005, acrylic & gloss on canvas, 70x90
Egyptian Wedding on wall - digital photograph, 2016
PORN, 2005, mixed media, 46x42cm
Bembridge Beach, Isle of Wight, 2005, mixed media, 70x55cm
Bet Budgie Baroque, 2004/16, mixed media, 65x55cm
The Mulberry Tree, 2005, acrylic on canvas, 90x60cm
White Foot, 2015, oil on canvas, 35x40cm
Black Foot, 2015, oil on canvas, 35x40cm
When terrorists/gorillas and other misguided fools with guns kill the international members of the Red Cross it is difficult to believe in any God or any Man.

Red Cross Room, 2016, photograph

Penny Popcorn, 2016, mixed media, 36x10cm
Private Gods, 1989/2016, mixed media, dimensions variable

Left to right: Mummy in the Park, Dietdoll, Grayson Thor, Kardasian Car Freshener, Tasselleaner, Donald and Melania Trump

Chicken, 2005, charcoal on paper, 80x50cm

This is a drawing, Ms Emin, a drawing of a chicken.

I too come from the seaside so I understand your comments and behaviour and the work relating to that, but really stop it now, it's become an embarrassment. All those around you who have bought in to those sad little scratches, the emperor's new clothes.

Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 50x27cm
Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 50x27cm
Peanuts, 2016, mixed media, 32x11cm
I'm a Little Teapot, 2014, mixed media, 22x20cm
Venus Di Vinyl (With Head), 2007/16, mixed media, 15x9cm 20x9cm
Moquette for North Korea, 2008, mixed media, 240x100cm (life size)
I'm Over It, Girl, 2015, mixed media, 51x41cm
I'm Over It, Girl (In Room), 2015, mixed media, 51x41cm
Ghost Toys, 2012, mixed media, 70x40cm
The Flying Pinks, 2013, emulsion & water colour on board in antique Lace frame, 60x60cm
Still life with large dead fly, 2016, mixed media, 65x48cm
Church Cross, 2016, digital image
Church Cross, 2016, digital image
Sprinklers in Regent's Park, 2014, digital image
Great Grass, Regents Park, 2014, digital image

Begining of Autumn. Photo with Paint Treatment

Obligatory Landscape, 2013, digital image
Room with Landscapes, 2016, photograph
The X Stealing a Boat, 1972/2015, digital image
Alien Jesus 1, 2016
Alien Jesus 2, 2016
The Three Graces, 2016, digital image, variable
Sophia, 2016
Candy Darling, 2016
Wonder Woman, 2016
Eartha Kitt, 2016, digital image, variable
Eartha Kitt, 2016, digital image, variable
Dancing Girl in the Room, 2016, digital image, variable

Dancing girl photos by Joe Lyons can be viewed in the fashion section.

Art, Sex, Death, 2015, digital image
Sam At The Seaside, 2015/16, digital image
The Unwanted Beauty of Rape, 2016, digital image, variable
The Birth of Pornography, 2016, digital image, variable
Swan, 2016, digital image
Butterfly Vase, 2005, mixed media, 36x13cm
The Green Madonna, 2014, mixed media, 36x36cm
The Original Big Apple, 2004, graphite on paper, 30x22cm
Even Love Hearts, 2015, mixed media, 21x16cm
Pickled Bembridge Bag, 2005, mixed media, 15x7cm

This very small object got me in very large trouble, placed in Ye Olde Tea Shoppe in Bembridge amongst the pickles and jams, performance art at its best. 

Ghost Ship, 1999, mixed media, 21x20cm

Only special people can see the ship.

BOX, film script and design, 1994
Joann Havrilla in London discussing Box with Primrose

All other meetings relating to this film project for some strange reason ended up in bars in Soho and at some point Ms Havrilla went back to Manhattan. 

PAPER, hard back version, film script and design, 2013
PAPER, hard back version, film script and design, 2013
PAPER, hard & soft back version, film script and design, 2013
St George's Day, 1986, real flowers & mixed media, photograph by Anthony Dalton, 40x43cm
The Queen (Red), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
The Queen (White), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
The Queen (Blue), 2016, scratched emulsion on pennies
No more tears, 2013, acrylic on canvas, 40x30cm
Bleeding Bouquet, 2013, acrylic on canvas, 90x120

This was the second painting relating to the tragic death of Lee Rigby. This image, No More Tears and all images relating to these heinous acts, if sold, all monies will go to related charities.

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